34. Good job, Mom
It can be hard to relate to your kids as they get older, but this mom’s trying her hardest. She’s determined to keep up with what the cool kids are doing.
35. …just, wow
When your mom quotes Twilight this naturally, it tells you one thing: she has a deep and intimate knowledge of the saga. And that’s just too upsetting to think about.
36. Are you even listening?
Mom doesn’t know if you were going to text, but if you were thinking about it, stop. It’s called self-care and she’ll not let anything get in its way.